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(Doing a crossword)
Person 1: Is "shins" spelled with a C?
Person 2: Not unless it's your CHINS!!

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Grammy Greatness. Alright, I'm not changing the name this time. It's too hilarious. My dad is known for being quite the word butcher, especially when it comes to names. So as we're watching the Grammys this evening:

Mom: Who is this?
Me: Jamie Foxx and T-Pain.
Dad: Who's Toupee?
(uproarious laughter)
Me: Dad, it's T-Pain.
Mom: I like Toupee better...

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Warning: Adult Content

Flashback to college parties.....although this one just happened to be this past Friday at a friend's birthday party. Playing Kings, someone draws the 5 meaning a game of 5 Fingers is to commence. Now I understand there are sexual scenarios that are going to be brought up, but when you are an 18 year old surrounded by 20-somethings and we don't know you...please don't open with the following line:

Party Girl: I've never cum from oral!

TMI girl. And yes, we did happen to make fun of you for the rest of the evening.

Quote of the Week

Every Sunday, I hope to share with you at least one hilarious quote from my week. The one today is not actually from this week, but I just have to share it with you all. *Names have been changed to protect the innocent.*

Person #1: (Speaking of the Oregon football jerseys) What are those things supposed to be on their shoulders?
Person #2: Wings.
Person #1: I thought they were supposed to be Ducks...............................Oh, I guess ducks have wings.