28 January 2010

Things I Don't Understand Thursday

Fake Tanning

No, it's gross. If you live in Seattle in the winter time you're supposed to be white and pasty. So if you're walking around looking like an orange, you're doing something wrong. It's one thing if you go on vacay somewhere to get a nice coat, but people can tell the difference. This isn't Jersey Shore people. Seattle is a classy place. Some things from a box are okay. Boxed mac & cheese. Boxed mashed potatoes. Even boxed wine. Boxed tan? No. Just no.

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